What a surprise ! Ms. Gillard took a couple of minutes of her valuable time to address the End of the world to the fellow Australians on a video clip and broadcast via Youtube
Here is what she says on the 55 second clip
My dear remaining fellow Australians. The end of the world is coming.
It wasn’t Y2K, it wasn’t even the carbon price. It turns out the Mayan
calendar was true. While Australia’s best and brightest at the CSI
have not been able to confirm this; I’m confident in Triple J’s that
the world is about to end.
Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell
beasts or from the total triumph of K-Pop, if you know one thing about
me, it is this, I will always fight for you til the very end. And at
least this means I won’t have to do Q&A again. Good luck to you all.’
They will be joined by comedian Tim Minchin who will be performing the final Like A Version of all time, as well as sports superstar Ellyse Perry, a Children's Choir, and a bunch of carefully selected triple j listeners who will be used as baby incubators and/or food to help in the human race's survival.
Australia's Herald Sun newspaper contacted Gillard's office seeking further information.
"What Australian doesn't mind a laugh from time to time? Anyway, the world's going to end tomorrow so shouldn't you be writing about that?" a spokesperson for the prime minister said.
NASA: It's not true
Such has been the hype about the supposed Mayan prediction for the end of the world on Dec. 21, 2012, that NASA was moved to issue a denial in a statement on its website.
"The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012," NASA said.
My dear remaining fellow Australians. The end of the world is coming.
It wasn’t Y2K, it wasn’t even the carbon price. It turns out the Mayan
calendar was true. While Australia’s best and brightest at the CSI
have not been able to confirm this; I’m confident in Triple J’s that
the world is about to end.
Whether the final blow comes from flesh eating zombies, demonic hell
beasts or from the total triumph of K-Pop, if you know one thing about
me, it is this, I will always fight for you til the very end. And at
least this means I won’t have to do Q&A again. Good luck to you all.’
The End of World Spoof
The Prime Minister of Australia has sent a message to triple j
listeners, in what is a clear show of faith in Tom & Alex's ability
to predict the future...
Certain Mayan-predicted death, total global destruction and bad stuff will take place on Friday 7 December 2012. Dr Karl, and now the PM, has confirmed it - so it must be true.
In a bold attempt at surviving the nuclear fallout and duck plague that is sure to ensue, Tom and Alex have decided to broadcast their last show live from the ABC bunker - built to survive the strongest of apocalypses as well as house Kerry O'Brien's collection of fine wines.
Certain Mayan-predicted death, total global destruction and bad stuff will take place on Friday 7 December 2012. Dr Karl, and now the PM, has confirmed it - so it must be true.
In a bold attempt at surviving the nuclear fallout and duck plague that is sure to ensue, Tom and Alex have decided to broadcast their last show live from the ABC bunker - built to survive the strongest of apocalypses as well as house Kerry O'Brien's collection of fine wines.
They will be joined by comedian Tim Minchin who will be performing the final Like A Version of all time, as well as sports superstar Ellyse Perry, a Children's Choir, and a bunch of carefully selected triple j listeners who will be used as baby incubators and/or food to help in the human race's survival.
Australia's Herald Sun newspaper contacted Gillard's office seeking further information.
"What Australian doesn't mind a laugh from time to time? Anyway, the world's going to end tomorrow so shouldn't you be writing about that?" a spokesperson for the prime minister said.
NASA: It's not true
Such has been the hype about the supposed Mayan prediction for the end of the world on Dec. 21, 2012, that NASA was moved to issue a denial in a statement on its website.
"The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012," NASA said.
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